bown chicka bown bown

Pinch-hitting this cool Tuesday evening for Mom is Kaite. And that's all the sports metaphors that I can squeeze out. I've decided that the odds of my meeting a famous person in an awkward situation are high... most likely a stuck elevator or closing him/her in on a plane. You know, him/her having the window seat, me being in the middle. Yeah. It's likely.

I depart now. To soften the blow, I leave you with a nice quote. If you've never heard it before, shame.

I know a lot of people without brains who do an awful lot of talking. - The Wizard of Oz